Minge Shocker

Well, made me laugh. (I don't get out much)

If this had a flat ...

... I could fix it.

This walking thing is easy

Ryan's hand

"Take a picture of my hand, Daddy!" Dutifully done.

Ben at sink

This is one of Ben's favourite activities but I left him to it a bit longer than usual and he's absolutely soaked. Not that he minds.

New surround for entrance hall

We now have a new oak and glass wall around the entrance hall. The floor will be covered with special matting (the only "carpet" in the whole house), and there'll be a bench, roughly where the buggy is.

...and playroom wall.

There's also a new wall partitioning off the playroom. The gaps are filled with glass and there will be double doors.

Genius.

Can even play keyboard upside-down. While massaging a hippo, no less.

Nice haircut

Nice tongue

What happens when I pull this plug out?

Don't you have anything harder?

That was just too easy.

What's the semaphore for....

"Where's my balloon?"

Teetering...

Guaranteed to make all parents nervous, this one.

There must be some way...

...of shutting Daddy up!

Ryan gets close

Ben with scooter

School Photo 2005

Believe it or not, Ben was much calmer than last year. His problem being taken away from all the toys...

Fame at last (Google earth conspiracy)

A recent expose of Google Earth has been exposed for the world...

You can imagine the mess this left

I reckon I should sell this to "The Independent". Or is the focussing still too good?

Emergency kiss defence

I hope he doesn't think this is a potty

The eagle-eyed will notice "Thunderbird 1" in his hand - for emergencies, you understand.

One does find that most amusing

Ben on his throne

finding Thunderbirds vaguely funny.

Let me at 'im

Tired ...

... after a long squawk

Snake bursts after gobbling gator

You couldn't make this up. [From BBC News]