Ben missing his "12 minutes of fame"

Ben was already a media darling before he was born, and he's obviously missing the attention.

Yesterday he wandered off from the house, in just shirt, nappy and boot and was in absentia for maybe 60 mins. Many men in black arrived and a helicopter was on its way before young, oblivious Mr B wandered out from a neighbour's shed.

As you can imagine, I was calm and rational throughout.