Wipe your arse less, suggests Sheryl Crow
She clearly knows nothing about my gastro-intestinal workings:
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."
Monday, April 23, 2007
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